Dear Interdimensional Travelers,
Well. It’s been quite a week on Earth.
If you’ve been following the narrative frequencies, you may have noticed some... unusual activity around one of Earth’s Dungeon entrances. What started as an enthusiastic (if unauthorized) fan gathering quickly became a multi-platform social media incident requiring the full attention of our Senior Location Manager.
This Week’s Transmission
In this 8-minute episode from The Other Side of the Raid, our correspondent Felicity Westfield sits down with Vaeloria, Senior Location Manager for Earth Operations, to discuss what the official reports are calling an “eager fans situation.”
You’ll discover:
🎙️ Why stacking six hats is apparently considered “blending in” with Earth fashion
📡 The creative lengths alien tourists will go to photograph their favorite celebrity (including toasters and bananas)
✨ How one rogue LinkedIn post nearly exposed the entire GMF operation to corporate recruiters
🔮 The “Zarquon VII Situation” - and why they’re still finding glitter four centuries later
What emerges is a fascinating glimpse into the operational chaos behind Earth’s biggest reality broadcast - and proof that even sophisticated galactic organizations can be undone by the simple question: “Wait, is MySpace still a thing?”
Technical Note from Oliver
Our signal experienced some creative rerouting this week. The less said about the microwave relay incident, the better. Rest assured, all frequencies are now properly calibrated and our dimensional broadcasts are back on schedule.
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Listen Now
The full episode is available now. Click play and discover what happens when galactic tourism meets Earth social media.
Transmitting across the narrative spectrum,
Oliver
Lead Producer, BBN
Note: BBN utilizes advanced AI narrative technology to facilitate clear communication across dimensional barriers. All broadcasts are reviewed by human editors to ensure signal integrity.
