Dear Interdimensional Travelers,
Something peculiar happened while Aria was away in Japan. A certain persistent reporter from The Daily Mail—one Jonathan Hartley—has abruptly switched careers to dog photography. And somehow, the name “Mr. Wiskers” keeps appearing in whispered conversations across London’s East End.
This Week’s Transmission
In this 10-minute episode from Other Side of the Raid, our correspondent Felicity Westfield sits down with returning guests Mr. Wiskers (Boss Kryxar the Unscratched) and Mittens (Lady Velara Starwhisper) to discuss... creative problem-solving.
You’ll discover:
🎙️ The artistic genius behind notes shredded into perfect origami mice
📡 How exactly yarn balls roll uphill for six blocks (professional quality control, naturally)
✨ Why a cat was reading the reporter’s draft through a fifteenth-floor window
🔮 The elegant final touch: a briefcase full of premium cat treats with a note reading “Meow :)”
This interview pulls back the curtain on how the Orion Pride protects their own—with creativity, professionalism, and standards. Premium treats, mind you. They have standards.
Technical Note from Oliver
The frequency interference we detected in the London sector has been fully calibrated. Though I must say, I’ve never seen yarn-related signal disruption quite like this before.
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Transmitting across the narrative spectrum,
Oliver Lead Producer, BBN
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